The only writer in the world who doesn't use Letterboxd.

Unusual Skills

Sharing screen without experiencing technical difficulties

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My best celebrity impression

David Ogilvy. It's uncanny.

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I'm probably listening to...

Is This Love, by Whitesnake

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Favourite Ad

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Ask me about

— Zombie Prom
— Tree Planting
— Left-Handedness

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Relationship Experience

Rethink, 2025–2026