This guy.

Me, in a nutshell:

I’m left handed, but do almost everything with my right.
I grew up on an island, and still get seasick.
I don’t like cheese, except on pizza.
I’ve planted about 500,000 trees, and don’t know the first thing about gardening.
My Grade 11 English teacher said she couldn’t decide whether my poems were “genius, or idiocy”.

In other words: I’m a bundle of contradictions. But I wouldn’t have it any other way.

I’m fueled by bad ideas (because they always lead to better ones), and I’m constantly in search of a better way of saying things — like this sentence.

- I have two middle names. One of them is “Maclean”.
- I played the lead role in a musical called “Zombie Prom”, and then became a legal adult three weeks later. Yikes.
- I once met John Hancock’s great-great-great-great-great grandson, and forgot to get his signature.
- I firmly reject the notion that Billy Joel is in any way “overrated”.
- I have a cat named Kitty. Long story.